this woman knew how to press every single one of my buttons
she made me feel like a cave man
every coy look and derisive smirk designed to needle and goad
even her outfits offended
the way they were fitted and molded to her curves
completely respectable yet utterly indecent
she makes my pants chafe and the irritation puts me on a thin razor’s edge of control
thoughts of her comsume me
even when she remains out of sight
she is never out of mind
she is a torturous, traitoress tease
SNAP!
and i will have her
NOW.

