— BREAKING NEWS — ✩★Jizziebelle is FREE★✩
Jizziebelle’s Been Released from JAIL! [button icon=”fa-download” size=”small” backgroundcolor=”#dd3333″ color=”#efefef” target=”_blank” link=”https://selfpublishing.iljmp.com/10/jizzie-eKw”]FREE Copy of Jizziebelle[/button]
*Free day took place 8/8/2015, book is now back to original price)
What’s that you say? You had no idea she got tossed in the slammer? That’s my bad, I was too embarrassed to tell anyone that she got locked away by the Amazon adult content police for her lewd behavior.
Now I know, some of you are probably scratching your head, or making crazy faces at your screen, right now, thinking, ‘well duh, she’s a scandalous bird, that Jizziebelle’. I’m not going to disagree with you there, but the problem was that there were all of these other scandalous birds… err books also flying around free as birds.
You could type their names in and, like magic, Amazon would put them right before your very eyes. Not so my Jizziebelle. They hid her from you. They hid her from us all. There was only one thing I could do – though it pained me something fierce to do it. I had to pull her from the digital shelf. (Kat’s loud, body wracking sobs can be heard in the background). I lost all of my fantastic reviews. :-((( See what you made me do Amazon? So cruel….
The good news? She’s back, and she’s better than ever!
We made a few tiny changes to the cover, and went through another grueling and intense round of edits. Now this once tarnished angel sparkles off the page like the shiny burlesque dancer she was always meant to be!
In a grand, symbolic gesture I am also freeing you of the need to pay to read Jizziebelle. What’s that now?!!! Yes your read that right:
★✩★JIZZIEBELLE IS FREE★✩★
For one day only, you can claim your free copy on Amazon. And you can help me show Amazon who’s boss, by pushing Jizziebelle up in the page ranks until she’s reached the top! Let’s show that big old meany! Nobody puts Jizzie in a corner!
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. Tell all of your friends (*** the ones who won’t be offended by a scorching hot read that is) to grab their FREE COPY and let’s give Jizziebelle her moment in the spotlight!